Erroneous.

Me: "I gained five pounds!"

Brian: "That scale says I weigh something different every time I step on it."

Me: "What do you mean?"

Brian: "I weighed myself last night and then first thing this morning and I'm five pounds lighter. How did I lose five pounds in my sleep?"



The good news is, I might not have gained 5 lbs.

The bad news is, I need a new scale. And I have NO idea how much I ACTUALLY weigh.